
Snapped a pic from Stephanie and Lauren's bedroom window (after we were let back in the apartment) of one of the fire trucks.
Up until this week, the Harlem house took the Jesuit Volunteer Corps tenant of solidarity to a new level: living with no heat.
I’d love to say that we felt such empathy for New York City’s nearly 40,000 homeless that we decided to shut off our boiler in the 40-degree weather just to remember how blessed we are to even have the option.
Um, nope. The “landlord” of our 100-year-old rectory apartment just hadn’t fixed the 100-year-old boiler yet.
Meanwhile, I was sleeping in a hat. Under four blankets and a thermal sleeping bag. And complaining about it.
Well, karma’s a bitch.
City Housing Maintenance Code and State Multiple Dwelling Law requires building owners to provide heat and hot water to all tenants. After Oct. 1, if outside temperatures drop below 40 degrees at night, the inside temperature must be at least 55. During the day, the heat must go on when the outside temperature dips below 55 degrees.
If building owners don’t comply, the Department of Housing Preservation and Development can sue them in Housing Court. But before taking any legal action, you’ve got to try to work tings out with the building owner.
We tried.
Each morning all six of us would put on our sad, cold faces and ask the secretary who works in the downstairs rectory the status of our sad, cold boiler.
Secretary: “It should be ready tomorrow.”
Next day: “It will be ready tomorrow.”
Next day: “Tomorrow.”
Struggling to still sound pleasant, I ask: “Why is it taking so long?”
Secretary: “It’s an old boiler.”
Me: “Did it just break?”
Secretary: “No, we’ve been needing a new one for a while.”
Me: “And they waited ‘til now to fix it?”
Secretary: Shrugs.
Finally last Friday we came home to a toasty apartment. But then I complained to my boyfriend over the phone that it was too hot.
Did I mention that karma’s a bitch?
Five hours later I awoke to my roommate shaking me saying that the fire alarm was going off and smoke was filling our apartment. Shoes. Coat. Hallway. The air was a hazy, grayish brown. Breathed in. Choked. We opened the door down the hallway to get out of our third floor bedrooms and were met by a billow of thicker smoke. Closed the door. No way in hell were we going down. Only way out was up. To the roof! We called 911.
Me: “There’s a fire in our house.”
911 Dispatch: “What’s your address?”
Me: (give address)
911 Dispatch: “That’s a church.”
Me: “I know. We live in the rectory next door.”
911 Dispatch: “You live where?”
As black smoke roared out of our chimney and out the door from which we came, two screaming fire engines bypassed the rectory and stopped in front of the church. Then our community of six females waved frantically and screeched into the cold, “Over here! We’re on the roof!” A fireman spotted us with his flashlight and waved over the rest of the crew. Meanwhile, the soundtrack from Titanic played in the background …
We threw down the keys, but not quickly enough. While one fireman climbed a ladder up to our fifth-floor roof, another was taking a fire axe to our front door.
After an FDNY investigation and some time freezing on the roof, we learned our “brand new boiler” wasn’t heating water at all. It was burning oil. Some negligent worker turned it on before it was completely fixed, and out of our basement inferno came oily smoke and carbon monoxide. Firefighters said CO levels in the rectory were over 300 parts per million. Sustained CO above 150 to 200 ppm can cause disorientation, unconsciousness and even death, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Great.
Naturally, FDNY turned off the boiler, opened all the windows, turned on all the fans and finally cut out at 6:30 a.m. So, for risk of another boiler malfunction, we were left again without heat. But this time the windows were open. And the ceiling fans were on. And as I crawled back under my five layers of oily-smelling blankets, I could see my breath.
One week later, the boiler is fixed and our heat is back on. We’re thankful everyone is safe and that none of our things were ruined (sans the front door). Although karma may have forced a solidarity experience upon us, I’m grateful for the perspective. Going until Nov. 8 without heat was harsh, and winding up on the roof with FDNY was quite frightening. But at the end of the day I do have a bed to crawl into, oily smelling blankets and all, which is more than I can say for some 40,000 others this winter.




















